Trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on a beach and picked it up.Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden. The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you!"
The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with: Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His p*nis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
God is good.
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Weather Report
ARgghhh! I am planning an event this September based on something begun in England, called National "Talk Like A Pirate" Day. My friend Fritz Henry (he's in my list of favorite solo performers - if you scroll down this blog)...
is going to perform at this (he is great at talking like a pirate). Well, I could give him a run for his money this morning. It's early. My old (only 4 months old) computer is now resting in Davey Jone's locker, and I just ordered a notebook from Dell. The good news? My new business has a better credit rating than I do. The bad news? I had to choose between purchasing a computer and paying my hospital bills from surgery last month. Hillary, you better straighten out the health care system if and when you make it to the top.
Because I make a living here thanks to the computer, you can see why this was a no-brainer decision. However... "ARGHHHH!" and "Shiver me TIMBERS?" ... makes you wanna walk the plank.
Anyway, speaking of "the top" - this morning, I am going to don my rain gear and climb. No, not a 46er. But up Bald Mountain. Super Bowl weekend was a caloric orgy. . . but man, wasn't that final catch wonderful? I have a new respect for these guys. Not only are they in top shape, but they know how to stay focused.
Not a bad thing. . . (ARGHHH!)
is going to perform at this (he is great at talking like a pirate). Well, I could give him a run for his money this morning. It's early. My old (only 4 months old) computer is now resting in Davey Jone's locker, and I just ordered a notebook from Dell. The good news? My new business has a better credit rating than I do. The bad news? I had to choose between purchasing a computer and paying my hospital bills from surgery last month. Hillary, you better straighten out the health care system if and when you make it to the top.
Because I make a living here thanks to the computer, you can see why this was a no-brainer decision. However... "ARGHHHH!" and "Shiver me TIMBERS?" ... makes you wanna walk the plank.
Anyway, speaking of "the top" - this morning, I am going to don my rain gear and climb. No, not a 46er. But up Bald Mountain. Super Bowl weekend was a caloric orgy. . . but man, wasn't that final catch wonderful? I have a new respect for these guys. Not only are they in top shape, but they know how to stay focused.
Not a bad thing. . . (ARGHHH!)
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
John Crimi, Outdoor Education Specialist, Gander Mt. Sports
John and his wife have been to
Africa big game hunting many times, and will be sharing their experiences at an Outdoor Wilderness Weekend offered at a former hunting/wilderness lodge called the Big Moose Inn in Eagle Bay. Call them for a brochure - and enjoy this slide show I made featuring shots of John's trophies.
Now, I must admit, I have mixed feelings about this... as I am new to this world. But, it warrants exploring. Enjoy this demo - and share your thoughts....
Africa big game hunting many times, and will be sharing their experiences at an Outdoor Wilderness Weekend offered at a former hunting/wilderness lodge called the Big Moose Inn in Eagle Bay. Call them for a brochure - and enjoy this slide show I made featuring shots of John's trophies.
Now, I must admit, I have mixed feelings about this... as I am new to this world. But, it warrants exploring. Enjoy this demo - and share your thoughts....
3/8 - New program on Hunting and Seeing Africa at Big Moose Inn!
Wanna think outside the box?
check out the Outdoor Wilderness Program coming at the Big Moose Inn in March... which includes a slide show by John Crimi and his wife called "Hunting and Seeing Africa".
Get in the mood by visiting here! then call the Inn for details at 315.357.2042!
Talk about thinking outside the "Blue Line".... (grin)
check out the Outdoor Wilderness Program coming at the Big Moose Inn in March... which includes a slide show by John Crimi and his wife called "Hunting and Seeing Africa".
Get in the mood by visiting here! then call the Inn for details at 315.357.2042!
Talk about thinking outside the "Blue Line".... (grin)
Monday, January 28, 2008
Jamie's presence lingers in the halls of the many hospitals in which she stayed before she died last month. She and her sister, Mel - were google-eye fans. . . as is evident in this photo.
This blog was started, in part - in order for me to share the beauty of the Adirondacks with her as (we had hoped) she recovered from leukemia. She passed away on Dec. 12th.
Jamie was well-known for a ten year old. Her efforts at fund raising were carried on CNN - and her home town favorites - the Buffalo Sabres - are continuing to work towards Leukemia research in her memory.
They will soon be playing a game and dedicating it to her memory. Each will be wearing one of her designer wristbands. They knew and loved my niece well.
Whenever I climb, I think of her.
And what part of one's day is Not about climbing? . . . I climb out of bed, out of the car, out of the hot tub, out of trouble, out of drunken sleep, out of - despair.
Google eyes? Oh, yes.
The Adirondack winters give us plenty of opportunities to climb.
On Skiing the Brea Trails in Boonville, NY
12 miles of skiing... from Boonville to Pixley Falls State Park.
Wow... these trails are maintained with a double track - and everyone from aged grandmas to tiny tots were out enjoying the course.
I can't help but reflect on how easy it is to follow a track already laid out, as compared to bushwacking through the wilderness, which is how I normally travel emotionally. I will post a few pics of the falls and hope to go back there to ski again soon.
The trails follow an aged canal system - I look forward to reading more about the history of the area. Returned.... wanting to read poetry - and stumbled upon an article in Ploughshares about the work of Elizabeth Bishop, whose work I had not read in a few years. The piece was called "The Art Of Changing Your Mind"... google it if you are a poetry fan.
Pre-set cross country trails are not necessarily helpful for practicing this artform... instead they provide relief from the need to make any decisions at all. For this gal, who limits herself to three decisions a day, at most, choosing the Brea Trails on a day of rest (Sunday) made sense.
Wow... these trails are maintained with a double track - and everyone from aged grandmas to tiny tots were out enjoying the course.
I can't help but reflect on how easy it is to follow a track already laid out, as compared to bushwacking through the wilderness, which is how I normally travel emotionally. I will post a few pics of the falls and hope to go back there to ski again soon.
The trails follow an aged canal system - I look forward to reading more about the history of the area. Returned.... wanting to read poetry - and stumbled upon an article in Ploughshares about the work of Elizabeth Bishop, whose work I had not read in a few years. The piece was called "The Art Of Changing Your Mind"... google it if you are a poetry fan.
Pre-set cross country trails are not necessarily helpful for practicing this artform... instead they provide relief from the need to make any decisions at all. For this gal, who limits herself to three decisions a day, at most, choosing the Brea Trails on a day of rest (Sunday) made sense.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Mt. Adams Success
Images from Mt. Adams climb.
What do these shots capture?
Two dogs negotiating difficult crossings.
Left unseen...
two people doing same.
A few thoughts.
Up isn't easy.
Up is easier than down.
When sliding down - keep arms close to your sides...
(or risk having them accidently ripped off on the way down).
Did I mention my fear of heights?
What do these shots capture?
Two dogs negotiating difficult crossings.
Left unseen...
two people doing same.
A few thoughts.
Up isn't easy.
Up is easier than down.
When sliding down - keep arms close to your sides...
(or risk having them accidently ripped off on the way down).
Did I mention my fear of heights?
Sunday, January 20, 2008
When I am queen...
When I am queen, I shall forbid anyone from buying grey cars.
Have you noticed that there is an influx of overly sedate colors in the parking lots these days? What's up with that? Are all us boomers just sitting back and waiting to die? When I die, I want to be buried in a yellow convertible. Or while driving one.
AND when I am queen, I shall make it a rule.
ONLY Red cars can be sold in January, Blue in February, Chartreuse in March, Melon in May (oops, forgot a month there). You get my drift.
Mmmmmm- I am on a roll today. Not enough of something in my system.
Have you noticed that there is an influx of overly sedate colors in the parking lots these days? What's up with that? Are all us boomers just sitting back and waiting to die? When I die, I want to be buried in a yellow convertible. Or while driving one.
AND when I am queen, I shall make it a rule.
ONLY Red cars can be sold in January, Blue in February, Chartreuse in March, Melon in May (oops, forgot a month there). You get my drift.
Mmmmmm- I am on a roll today. Not enough of something in my system.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
HEADING TO THE HIGHLANDS
Taking the high road. Lots do it.
So will I, in a couple of hours. Mt. Adams.
I've been up since 2:30 am, as usual. Chicken soup is cooking on the stove top. Smells great.
I've showered, checked the email. Will write a press release (John Kribs and his son, Orion - will be playing next Saturday night at the Big Moose Inn. Orion was honored by having been chosen to be part of their 3 volume CD set of North Country musicians - (chosen over his father!). I can't wait to meet them - John started a couple of well known bands - Johnny and the Triumphs and Raquette River Rounders.
Anyway - I found photos of someone's Nov. hike up Adams - see here.
I have lost my camera (I think it fell when I was packing my swimming gear into the car last week. Until I find it, or a new one - my photo entries will be borrowed or bleak.
Old Forge area is happy this weekend, as the snow has been good. Snomobilers should be up in droves. I will cross country ski tomorrow.
Now, to work on a music video for a friend before daybreak.
Friday, January 18, 2008
Mount Adams
Leave before dawn - to Tahawus.... Upper Works... this time to cross a suspension bridge, and climb 1800 ft. to the Fire Tower - and, with any kind of luck... make it to the top to take a few shots. Gulp. Stay tuned.
On waiting -
The Peace of Wild Things
by Wendell Berry
When despair for the world grows in me
and I wake in the night at the least sound
in fear of what my life and my children’s lives may be,
I go and lie down where the wood drake
rests in his beauty on the water, and the great heron feeds.
I come into the peace of wild things
who do not tax their lives with forethought
of grief. I come into the presence of still water.
And I feel above me the day-blind stars
waiting with their light. For a time
I rest in the grace of the world, and am free.
by Wendell Berry
When despair for the world grows in me
and I wake in the night at the least sound
in fear of what my life and my children’s lives may be,
I go and lie down where the wood drake
rests in his beauty on the water, and the great heron feeds.
I come into the peace of wild things
who do not tax their lives with forethought
of grief. I come into the presence of still water.
And I feel above me the day-blind stars
waiting with their light. For a time
I rest in the grace of the world, and am free.
dumping physical memories
my computer has been crashing and alerting me with this warning - "Dumping Physical Memories".
Mmmm.
Wish it were so easy.
Hard to dump most physical memories.
Is that a bad thing?
Depends.
Tomorrow I will climb an almost 46er.
It's supposed to snow.
I'm ready.
Mmmm.
Wish it were so easy.
Hard to dump most physical memories.
Is that a bad thing?
Depends.
Tomorrow I will climb an almost 46er.
It's supposed to snow.
I'm ready.
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